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Our lawyer made us change the name of this blog

staragata:

cupquakes-cause-earthquakes:

WELCOME TO TUMBLR.

Where the fandoms are made up and the pronunciation doesnt matter.


OH BOY! IT’S FINALLY HERE! 

wizbutts:

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Time to unbox this fuckin’ thing.

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What’s this shit?

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Gross.

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I’ll just put this where it belongs.

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THERE’S the real treasure!

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SWEET FUCKING CHIMPTITS.

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Get this lame shit out of here.

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Our lord and savior gets a shelf all to her own.


  • society:  oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person:  okay.
  • society:  you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person:  sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society:  a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person:  still seems pretty awful.
  • society:  wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person:  well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society:  HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:  
  • society:  oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:  
  • society:  
  • person:  i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:  
  • person:  
  • society:  what third option?
  • person:  i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

  • guard:  by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
  • female dragonborn:  [looks straight into the camera like on the office]

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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losingfitz:

My mind is like:

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Me:

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sammywinchesster:

school picture day


drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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